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(DISCLAIMER: THIS IS NOT MY WORK. This is a parody by the brilliant @sarahxgilbert, a good, albeit tumblr-less friend of mine. Posting this here for her because more eyes need to see it.)

No Loot for A While

With my sincerest apologies to Mr West and Mr Carter.

Lots of elfs in a raid
What’s a raid to Garrosh?
What’s Garrosh to Y’Shaarj?
What’s Y’Shaarj to Historian Llore ?
Who can write down anything.

We’ll make it out alive,
All right, all right
No loot for a while …

Tears on the Vale’s torn up floor
Blood stains downtown Org’s front door
Lies in the deeps of a priest
Leftovers disguised as a feast
Rolling on my godsdamn last tier piece
Only the pally’s healing so I’m hiding from the beasts
Blind orc streets
All fights like they were designed by some geeks
Sha-touched chic
I’m wondering if this last spell will reach?

Is drama drama ‘cos twitter loves drama?
Theorycrafters ask whose bias we all seek?
Off MMoC (screech)
I’m out here burning, I know you feel my heat
Garrosh was an angry orc, Tyrande a bad ass priest,
Jaina’s come to burn the world,
So speed the fuck up with your deeps!
Preach

Lots of elfs in a raid
What’s a raid to Garrosh?
What’s Garrosh to Y’Shaarj?
What’s Y’Shaarj to Mr Dave Kosak?
Who can write down anything.

We’ll make it out alive,
All right, all right
No loot for a while …

(The ranged dps sing)
I live by your desire
I’ll cover if you … stand in fire
And your HoTs are my safe harbour
If you shield me, I promise I’ll try harder.

Bad movers wipe us on Garrosh all evening,
The tangled webs we aint weaving.
You will never get to phase three
While corpse running claiming “Nothing hit me!”
We wiped in Y’Shaarj’s heart bit -
Purple death cones on purple carpet.
And loot klepto is the only felony
So never roll for trinkets without telling me.
New tactics and repair bills
Skada spamming, blame filled -
Raid wrapped up at 5am
I wonder if I’ve got NyQuil?
Thinking if we’ll ever get a full clear?
But play like this, you’ll never see H C gear,
And I’m tired of always saying “Stack up!”
And “For Yogg’s sake use your fucking interrupts!”
It’s something that WoWHead can’t preach,
It’s something MrRobot can’t teach;
And when we’re patched the valor we can’t keep,
But we prob’ly spent it all ’cause upgrades aint cheap.
Preach

Lots of elfs in a raid
What’s a raid to Garrosh?
What’s Garrosh to Y’Shaarj?
What’s Y’Shaarj to all-seeing Watcher Dev ?
Who can create anything.

We’ll make it out alive,
All right, all right
No loot for a while …

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bluegrassorangesky:

found two kitties cuddling by the sea

this is more romantic than anything i’ve ever done in my life

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hoganddice:

takethethirdoption:

I went to an Arab-American comedy night and there was a Muslim guy making a joke about being in high school football.

"I was hit so hard, I saw Jesus. Do you know how hard you have to be hit to see somebody else’s god?"

This is what jokes about religion are supposed to look like.

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ilaniel:

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masterkfox:

pepperandpals:

thepacificparrotlet:

Roxy decided that she needed to be in the photo

This makes me laugh so hard. Like a photobombing bird torpedo.

Congratulations on your recreation of the classic surrealist painting Man in a Bowler Hat by Rene Magritte (1964)

oh my god.

Ceci n’est pas une birb.

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4quarius:

Magical pond that changes color with the weather 

Kent Shiraishi took these photos of the Blue Pond, a beautiful body of water in Hokkaido, Japan. Blue Pond receives so much attention because of its shimmering blue hue, which changes into a lovely green in certain light. This pond owes its colors to aluminium hydroxide, a mineral which reflects blue light. 

(via cosmicdwarf)

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swagbat:

i want to meet him

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sodakick:

It took some internet digging, but I managed to find some early concept art for World of Warcraft: Warlords of Draenor.

sodakick:

It took some internet digging, but I managed to find some early concept art for World of Warcraft: Warlords of Draenor.

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