i think this may just be the greatest string of tweets in the history of mankind
TO BE COMPLETELY HONEST I REMEMBER EVERYTHING BUT READING THESE TWEETS AGAIN AFTER SO MANY MONTHS IT ALMOST FEELS SURREAL LIKE “I CANT BELIEVE THIS PERSON IS ME”
Best thing ive ever seen on twitter yet
OK I can’t find a source (my google history is now highly, highly suspect) but the boy tells me that most dildos produced in EU have a little attachment on the base that doctors can thread a removal tool through, to try and avoid surgery. It happens enough that a precaution had to be mandated??
I’m still waiting for the day I get to x-ray a patient for an inappropriately inserted item but rest assured you will hear about it.
(via spkoky)Source: twitter.com